An absent-minded surgeon walked out of the operation room.
A colleague came running up to him and asked, "George, how did that appendectomy on my wife go?"
George replied, "I just did an autopsy."
A woman came into the Red Cross Blood Center and explained that she wanted to donate blood since her husband and brother were stationed in the Gulf.
"And I want it to go to the Iraqis," she insisted.
"Why on earth?" asked the puzzled technician.
"I have hepatitis," she said with a smile.
12-93 In a fighting mood
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood.
Did you put something like that in this prescription?
Doctor: No need for that.
You will find that in your bill.